August 3, 2013

Whoa!

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 photo ohohmouse.jpgWe all want Jesus in the bedroom with us...or in the backseat of a Ford, depending upon who you're dating these days....and now it's possible with Christ-Centered Sex Toys! You also have to be married to purchase any items.

You know, I truly hoped that there'd be a dildo in the shape of Jesus because you know that saying, "What would Jesus do?" ?
He'd be really pissed.

Alas, it's the same toys you can buy from any pornographic site with photos of naked ladies in sheer polyester sprinkled all over the page. But this does have entertainment value, I cannot deny it. Now for one that almost [I said almost!] offends me, click here.